• me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
• 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
• 22: Which continents have you been on?
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
• 24: Backpacks or satchels?
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
• 30: The latest you've ever slept?
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
• 32: Do you pick at scabs?
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
• 47: City or nature person?
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
• 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

The Hangover - Stu’s Song

What do tigers dreams of
When they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras?
Or Hallie Barry in her catwoman suit?

Don’t you worry your pretty striped head
Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug

But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers…
Then we’re shit out of luck.

my loins….

oh god my loins

targetferginated:

jotuun:

colt-kun:

moves-like-jaeger:

rainbowsaola:

I WANT TO PLAY

I WANT TO PLAY THIS.

I like this game. WE SHALL PLAY.

GAME ON YOU GUYS

GAME ON

My group at school played this today. Grievous bodily harm may have occurred.